OK, let’s get this one out of the way and way behind us! Trump is not doing the traditional interview with NBC on Super Bowl Sunday. But I’ll bet he’ll be having a private meeting with a Super Bowl Sundae!
And to follow that LOL with a big smile, one of my favorite quotes: “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!”
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy’s photograph, questioned her and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they located him. “Yes,” she replied. “Please tell him Mother didn’t come after all!”
Did you hear about the professional drummer who gave his daughters the same names? Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4!
A service station owner in Seattle has a great sense of humor. These are some signs at his entrance: Went to the air and space museum but there was nothing there! … Hold the door open for a clown. It’s a nice and friendly jesture! … The first five days after a weekend are the hardest! … A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory! … Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation!
An amazing conversation with my cat: The cat said, “Why are you screaming? What did I do wrong? Why are you crying? How can I make it right? Would you like it in a different color? Would you like it in a different size? Would you like it in a different room? You know I just wanted to show my love! I just wanted to express my thanks. I just wanted to put a dead mouse on your sheets! But now you are screaming, and I don’t know how to make you stop!”
And one of my most favorite from my cat: “Nine-hundred-and-ninety-five. I’m doing this for you. Nine-hundred-and ninety-six! So, please do not interrupt me. I’m just keeping them honest! Nine-hundred-and-ninety-nine. And now thanks to me, we all know that there really were one thousand sheets in this toilet paper roll!”
One more favorite from my cat? “Meow! Meow, meow, meow! Meow, meow! Well? Why aren’t you laughing? Sigh, I must have told the joke wrong!”
Yep, just one more … “Sushi! Did you really think you could hide fish in rice? Oh, yuck, the green paste burns my whole mouth!”
Time to close my friends. I will share one of my favorites from Patch Adams: “The most revolutionary act you can commit in today’s society is to be publicly happy!” Try it!
Aloha … be well … a hui hou.
