Assuming you have cooked all the turkey leftovers and lived through Black Friday, you definitely need some laughter therapy! So let’s get movin’!
Adam had been moping around all day in the Garden of Eden and God finally said, “Adam, what’s up with all this moping?” Adam told God that he was lonely. God said, “Oh, I can fix that, no problem!” In short order he could make a partner for Adam, and she would be called a “woman.” God told Adam that the woman would collect all his food, cook it for him and care for all his wants and needs. She would also agree with all his decisions. She would bear his offspring and not bother him in the middle of the night when the kids started crying! She would admit when she was wrong, and she would freely love him and give him passion. Adam said, “Wow, that’s a great partner! What is this woman going to cost me?” And God replied, “An arm and a leg!” Adam thought for a minute, then asked, “What can I get for a rib?” … and the rest is history!
A young grandson asked his grandfather how old he was and the grandpa teasingly said, “Well, I’m not exactly sure how old I am!” The little boy advised, “You have to look in your underwear, Grandpa. Mine says I’m 4 to 6!”
A couple of shorties? … What men don’t realize is how many women date just so they won’t have to cook dinner! … A female magician made her boyfriend vanish. How? By asking for a commitment! … It’s OK if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right! … What is consciousness? That annoying time between naps! … One more goodie? … Older man to his wife: “My joints are stiff!” Wife: “It’s because you’re rolling them too tight!”
A friend is over for a steak fry but he is a vegan. His friend asks him, “You know, when my steak is on the grill I can feel my mouth watering! Do you get the same feeling when you are mowing the lawn?”
Two snails went to an auto race. There were 26 cars. Instead of numbers, the cars were identified by letters from A to Z. As the race started, the “S” car quickly sped away from the trailing pack of cars. Seeing this, the one snail said to the other, “Hey, look at that ’S’ car go!!” (Sooooo pathetic!)
Going on vacation, my friend called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room. The clerk told her that the rates depended on room size and number of people. “Do you take children?” my friend asked. “No sir, nor checks!” replied the clerk. “Cash and credit card only!”
Aloha my friends. I will close with a favorite quote: “Your body cannot heal without movement. Your mind cannot heal without laughter. Your soul cannot heal without joy!” Be well … Be happy … Aloha, a hui hou.
