Please do not think that I have lost it all, but I just must begin with a favorite quote from Charles Darwin: “It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the ones most responsive to change!”
Now it is time to LOL with the best from little hoots. Yep, some quotes from kids that will restore your faith in humanity! … “Daddy, I’m going to whisper I love you in your ear so it will go down into your heart!” Zac, age 4 … “I so assisted I go to school. Maybe a friend doesn’t have a friend and I can be their friend!” Mattie, age 4 … “I’m reading! The words are going from the page to my mouth! I’m not even guessing! I’m really reading!” Trent, age 6 … On a camping trip: “Don’t be afraid of bugs, Julie. They’re just creatures like you and me!” Cameron, age 6 … One more? Zoe: “Mommy, I love you five ever!” Mommy: ”What is five ever?” Zoe: “It’s more than forever!”
My most recent favorite is: “Wherever you travel, there you are!” Well, not necessarily true for your luggage!
Howze about some graduation advice? Parents, as soon as you are certain your son or daughter is definitely going to graduate from college, you’ll want to encourage them as much as possible to be successful. The best way to do that is to change the locks on the house! … Graduate, you don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things, like being spanked by a middle-aged woman and you don’t pay! … And finale: Commencement speeches were invented in the belief that outgoing students should never be released to the world until properly sedated!
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess,” it said. He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog repeated again the request for a kiss! The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog cried out, ”Kiss me and I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want!” Again, the engineer returned it to his pocket. Finally the frog asked, “What’s the matter? Why won’t you kiss me?” The engineer said, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool!”
About time to close my friends. Again I want to point out that I did not use the “K” word today. The “in” word in this day and time is “impeach!”
Be well … LOL as much as possible … do good deeds. Aloha, a hui hou.
