Aloha all my friends and readers … you know what special day is just around the corner. So, get out the leis and candies and be prepared!
A friend asked me if I had a date for Valentine’s Day. I smiled and replied, “Of course! It’s Feb. 14th!”(She didn’t speak to me the rest of the day!)
So, what do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day? Happy Independence Day! Got plenty more da kine!!
Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? Because they are scent-i-mental creatures!! ** Did Adam and Eve have a date? No, they had an apple!
One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband, Jim, asked what was the matter, and she told him, “I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” Jim said. That evening, Jim came home with a small package and gave it to Emma. Delighted, Emma opened it hurriedly … only to find a book entitled, “The Meaning of Dreams” … and then the fight.
Sally was driving home from a business trip in Arizona when she saw an older woman on the side of the road. Her trip was a long and quiet one, so she stopped the car and asked the woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks the woman got in. Sally tried in vain to make small talk but the woman sat silently just looking around in the car. She then noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally. “What’s in the bag?” asked the older woman. Sally replied, “it’s a bottle of wine I got for my husband.” The older woman was silent and then said with some enthusiasm: “Good trade!”
As a Valentine surprise, a newly wed wife says to her husband when he comes home from work, “I have some great news for you. Pretty soon we’re going to be three in this house!” He ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing with happiness and kissing his wife when she said, “I’m so happy that you feel this way since tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us!” …. and now back to Valentine’s Day!
*** What did the pickle say to the other pickle on Valentine’s Day? You mean a great dill to me … Yes you really do! *** Why shouldn’t you say “yes” to a pastry chef on Valentine’s Day? Because he’ll dessert you! *** What do you call a very small Valentine gift? A Valen-tiny! *** And I think we have room for one more …*** What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?
“Your purrr-fect for me!!”
Be well my friends … drive safely … do good deeds! Aloha, a hui hou.