Laughter Therapy 05-20-19

Aloha all and hope this past week has been a great one. If not, then blame it on the crazy politics and warming circling our globe Earth.

Let’s start with some cute signs I saw this past week:

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• Teach your kids about taxes. Eat 30% of their ice cream cones.

• Respect your parents. They passed high school without Google.

• Sign by a basket of eggs in the store: “Boneless chicken – 35c each.”

With no warning a husband says to his wife, “Honey, I’ve invited a friend home for dinner tonight.”

As expected, the wife is not happy. She says: “What? Are you insane? The house is a mess; I haven’t gone shopping; the dishes are dirty; and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal tonight!”

The husband replies: “I know all that!”

With an incredible look the wife says: “Why then did you invite your friend for supper.”

The husband sheepishly answers: “Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married!”

A few more about marriage from my happily married friend who loves to joke:

• I love being married! It is so great to find that special person you want to annoy for the rest of their life!

• In every good marriage it helps often to be a little deaf!

Now for some colorful sayings:

• It’s not whether you win or lose but how you place the blame.

• We have enough “youth,” how about a fountain of smart?

• A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party!

• Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch!

And da best one:

• We are born naked, wet and hungry — then things get worse!

An older woman sees a friend at the mall and says to her, “You’re not going to believe this. I found an old lamp in my attic, rubbed it, and out popped a genie! The genie explained that they don’t give three wishes anymore, but he did offer me a choice between one of two wishes. He could give me a better memory or turn my husband into the greatest lover.”

“Wow, tough choice,” her friend says. “Which did you choose?”

“That’s the thing, I can’t remember!!”

Let’s close with a few favorite T-shirts sayings:

• TO ME, “DRINK RESPONSIBLY” MEANS DON’T SPILL IT.

• ELECT A CLOWN, EXPECT A CIRCUS.

And the Grande Finale:

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• IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT — IT’S YOUR MEDS!

Have a great week folks! Clean the community, do good deeds, and make a difference for someone you love! Aloha, a hui hou.

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