Happy Day, friends of the Big Island. Let’s get started before you fall back to sleep and spill your coffee in bed!
• On their 50th wedding anniversary, and during the fancy dinner celebrating it, Susan was asked to give everyone a brief account of the benefits of such a long marriage.
Susan responds, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you, loyalty, meekness, forbearance, self-restraint, forgiveness, and a great many other qualities you wouldn’t have needed if you’d stayed single!” OUCH!
• My favorite cartoon “Peanuts” first debuted in 1950. Remember some of the classics from the genius Charles M. Schultz??
– “Worrying won’t stop the bad from happening..it just stops you from enjoying the good stuffs.”
– “The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect. It means I appreciate what I have and what I have been blessed with!”
– “I don’t have time to worry about who doesn’t like me. I’m too busy loving the people who love me!”
…and the best of all…
– “All you need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!”
Now for some PUNS that many of you ask for every week.
• What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A Cow-asaki Moo-tocycle.
• Why did the cat sleep under the car? He wanted to wake up oily.
• Where did the dog leave her car? In the barking lot!
…and da best..
• How do you know your dog is lazy? When it chases parked cars!
• Little Johnny is always being teased by the neighborhood boys for being stupid.Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. One day, after Johnny took the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says: “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even if the nickel is bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it and so far I’ve made $20!”
V-Day is around the corner, so just a few ‘Love Quotes’ to get you thinking about chocolates and flowers.
• If Love is the answer…could you please rephrase the question?
• Love is like an hourglass..with the heart filling as the brain empties!
• Love is like the measles…all the worse when it comes late in life!
• And my all time favorite: Make love, not war. Or do both — get married!
Guess that’s enough of that, so time to close.
• Celibacy can be a choice or a condition imposed by circumstances in life. While attending a marriage weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare: “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He then addressed the men, “Can you name and describe your wife’s favorite flower?”
Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently and softly said: “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn’t it?” And thus began Frank’s life of celibacy.
That’s it my friends…hope you LOLed. Aloha, a hui hou.
