Laughter Therapy: April 3, 2021

Yes, this weekend is Easter and of course I am going to start with an appropriate joke! Sadly, a man was driving down the road when a bunny hopped across the road. The man couldn’t stop so hit the bunny head on. He jumped out of his car, goes over to look at the bunny , only to realize it was the Easter Bunny. He started sobbing when a woman in a red convertible pulled up. She asked what the problem was. Sobbing, the man said, I have run over the Easter Bunny and now there will be no one to deliver eggs on Easter. The woman ran back to her car and quickly returned carrying a spray bottle. She ran over to the motionless bunny and sprayed it. The bunny immediately sprang up, ran into the woods and waved goodbye to the man and woman. It ran around and around, returned to the man and woman until finally it went into the woods. The man then asked: “What is that stuff in that bottle?” The woman replied: It’s harespray!! It revitalizes hare and adds permanent wave!!”

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