Rants? Of course! Trump continues to refuse to release his tax returns and the IRS doesn’t care. What is he trying to hide? Tyra Banks will be teaching a spring course at Stanford Business School on building your personal brand! (D. Trump was too busy.) And I bet you didn’t know she has an MBA from Harvard Business School! One more rant? Burkini backlash? Will it keep France French? Enough said, and on to your therapy!
One of my all-time favorite comedians was Phyllis Diller. The following will explain why: Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight! … The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public! … Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going! … And the best: We spend the first 12 months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 years telling them to sit down and shut up! Mahalo, Phyllis D.
A little boy named Ben was taken to the dentist by his mom. Examination revealed that Ben had a cavity that needed filling. “Now, young man,” asked the dentist, “what kind of filling would you like for that tooth? Amalgam or composite?” Ben replied, “I really would prefer chocolate, please!”
Name That Baby: When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Her 4-year-old son overheard some of his parents’ private conversations. One day, when Diane and her 4-year-old were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the coming new baby. “Yes!” he replied with energy, “And I know what we are going to name it. If it’s a girl we’re going to call her Christina, and if it’s another boy, we’re going to call it quits!”
OK, friends, time to close with the best yet … America, an equal opportunity for all, and then some! Regardless of who wins the presidential election this November, we will witness history being made. If Hillary Clinton wins the U.S. election, it will be the first time in history that two US Presidents have slept with each other! If Trump wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the first time in history that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a black family! Is this a great country or what?
Yep, I think that will be enough therapy for you today! Aloha …. a hui hou.