Let’s start today with some of our favorite furry friends. After my cats scratched the screens and made noise in the early a.m., I remembered this cute little poem: “I lick your nose, I lick your nose again. I drag my claws down your eyelids. Oh, you’re up? Feed me!” (Guess we know who’s boss!)
Now, let’s get politics out of the way to make room for real LOL! Can you believe this DeVoss lady? I think her name should be DeMented! She wants to put guns in the hands of school teachers. That gives stupid new meaning! Howze about spending that money for student access to art and music, mental health and technology for digital literacy! Better yet, spend it on programs for healthy parenting! OK, enough.
On the back bumper of a car in a hospital parking lot: “Ask your doctor if medical advice from a TV commercial is right for you!”
For those of us pushing the calendar: One of the things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that its such a nice change from being young. (And don’t you believe that!)
Got grandkids? You know you have a problem grandchild when you remove him from church and the congregation applauds!
Cecil B. DeMille once said, “I like TV better than the movies. It’s not so far to the bathroom!” From another old timer: “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me!” … One more: “Old is when you look at the food instead of the waitress!”
Now let’s have some doctor LOLs … A man tells his friend he has a doctor’s appointment tomorrow. His friend says he looks very healthy. He responds, “Yes, I am and I lost some weight, and I want someone to see me naked!”
One more for the diet? The most difficult part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat, it’s watching what other people eat!
My personal experience: No matter what you do, the number of complications will double if the patient is either a doctor or a nurse!
OK, time to close my friends. A doctor friend of mine made the mistake on his last vacation of paying for room service with a credit card that had his “MD” printed on it. For the rest of his vacation, instead of finding little chocolate mints on his pillow at night, there were notes from the maid about her arthritis and the ailments of her 60-year-old husband!
And what is this nonsense that Trump is saying Democrats are going to be “violent” if they win big in November? What are we going to do, throw our PBS tote bags at each other?
Be well … Smile often, especially when out in public!! Aloha, a hui hou.