You know how I love to share political cartoons with you…so here’s a great one.
A man and woman are sitting across from one another each wearing a mask. On the coffee table in front of them is a box with a label “Coronavirus Survival Kit”. They reach in the box and each pull out 2 ear plugs. The man says to the woman: “The earplugs are for blocking out Trump!”
A country doctor goes out to a woman in labor and her 5 year old son is standing by her. They had had a storm and had no electricity. The doctor ask the young boy to hold a lantern while he will help deliver the baby. The mother pushes, moans and groans and the doctor lifts the baby out by the feet and spanks it on the bottom to get it’s first breath. The doctor then asks the 5 year old what he though of the baby. “Hit him again” he says, “He shouldn’t have crawled up there in the first place!”
A father walks into his kid’s room and the two sons are quietly standing side by side looking at an open book on the floor. One kid says to the other: “It’s called a book, but I’m not sure where the batteries go!”
??One more…A mother is standing by her young daughter sitting at the dining table looking at a book. The mother says: “Just open it and read it. You don’t need a password!” Yep…scary ..real scary!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet, rural pub. She gestures, alluringly, to the bartender who comes to her immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should come closer. When he does she begins to gently touch his beard. “Are you the manager?” she asks. “Actually no,”, the man replies. She then, in a quiet purring voice, says:” Can you get him…I need to talk to him.” The man then says: “Well, he’s not available now. What can I do for you?” She then says: “I need you to give him a message.”..she continues in a husky voice. “Tell him that here is no toilet paper or soap in the ladies room!”
Now for some ‘one liners’ to keep your LOL up at a healthy volume.
** What did the cat order at a Taco Bell? A Purrito. **Where do rabbits go after they get married? A BunnyMoon!
** Why are cats afraid of trees. Because of their bark. **What do cats eat on hot days? MiceCream.
** What do you’ll a duck that can fix anything? Duck Tape! **What day do chickens fear most? FryDays!
** …and da grand finale…What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard!! It goes well with a hot dog!
Yep…best I close after that last one. My healthy advise to all…Smile! It’s the key that fits the lock on all hearts!
For real…There’s always a reason to smile. Find it!! Aloha folks… do good deeds…a hui hou