This is kinda kalohe (naughty), but anything political is in the last paragraph … sure way to get you to read the entire column! This first quote, from David Brent, could almost be political, so here goes! “If you can’t keep your head when all those around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven’t understood the seriousness of the present situation!”
A very bright math teacher asked his 10-12 grade class to finish this note from a very “bright” student: Dear Algebra, Please stop asking me to find your ‘X.’ She’s never coming back, and please don’t ask ‘Y!’”
A small boy with a great mind wrote to his grandmother, “I’m sorry I forgot your birthday! I have no excuse. So, it would serve me right if you forgot mine next week! Love you soooooo much! Little Billy.”
A woman realized that her husband’s wardrobe was dull, old and conservative, so she was anxious to change it. She went to the men’s wear section in the department store and approached a saleswoman. “I’m looking for something wild and youthful in a pair of men’s slacks!” The saleswoman replied, “So am I.” Yep! So am I!
The same woman talking to her husband said, “Why can’t we take the ocean cruise like we planned?” “Well honey,” he responded, “with the stock market being what it is, beggars can’t be cruisers!”
A father was examining his son’s report card. “One thing is definitely in your favor,” he said. “With this report card, you couldn’t possibly be cheating!” (How many of you remember your dads like this one?)
As the months move on we will be looking at winter here on the Big Island, and hoping for beautiful snow on Mauna Kea. So, here are a few winter ha has for you … It was so cold a porcupine pulled out two of his needles and started to knit a sweater! … When you cross a badger and a groundhog, you get six more weeks of bad football! … and for you computer nerds: I was visiting friends who were trying to fix their Internet connection. The husband called out to his wife in the other room for the computer password. “Start with a capital S, then 123,” she shouted back. We tried S123 several times, but it didn’t work. So he called his wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, “I really don’t understand what is so difficult about typing ‘Start123!’”
Hope you’ve had some good therapy today. Whoops, one more for da road … Do all of you know what NFL really stands for? Well, here it is: Notice your freedom and liberty!
Aloha, a hui hou.