Aloha and Yes…we do need some laughter in these difficult times. So, put down your coffee cup (or wine glass) and get ready! First I will test your St. Patrick’s Day smarts…then add a few…
**What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy? ?Don’t know? You get a rash of good luck!!
**What do you call a fake Irish stone? …not again..you no know…A Shamrock!
**What happens if you fall in the Irish Sea? Think…come on now…just think! YOU GET WET! …one more?
**How can you tell if a leprechaun likes your jokes? ?AGAIN?? DUH?? He’s Dubbin over with laughter!!
Have to share this great story a friend told me with a photo she sent. It is a woman sitting on the beach in an area with loads of trash. She has a big bag full of stuff she has picked up and also is holding a sign that says: “It’s not my garbage…but IT IS MY PLANET!! (Let’s take that one to our beautiful Big Island beaches.)
How about some crazy laws all over the world that surely will bring LOL’s.
**The USA state of Oklahoma has a law that forbids anyone from keeping a sleeping donkey in the bathtub after 7pm. ** Michigan has a law that makes it illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant.
**In Montana, it is a crime to give someone a rat as a gift. It doesn’t specify dead or alive.
** Best of all…In the state of Georgia there is a law forbidding poultry owners from allowing their chickens to cross the road. (Nope..ain’t going nowhere with that one.)
Word is still out that sales of Corona beer have continued to drop. DUH??
After really giving great thought to my column today I still had difficulty coming up with enough LOL..so,
**I won’t write a war joke because surely it would bomb!
**Nor will I write a bondage joke as it is too restrictive.
**A cyber-security joke won’t work ‘cause you couldn’t hack it.
**A pot joke, but they are half-baked.
**Maybe a gay joke..but not sure I could tell it straight.
** Ok..an enema joke..can you hold that one?
Nearing time to close, my friends…one more? A 6th grade teacher posed the following question to one of her math classes. “Ok students, now for a tough one: A wealthy man dies and leaves 10 million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth to his son, one-sixth to his butler and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get? After a long silence in the classroom one boy raised his hand and with complete sincerity in his voice, he says: “A lawyer!!” Oh dear, guess I best close with that one..Be Happy/Be Healthy..Aloha…a hui hou
