Aloha those of you still touching a newspaper! Happy LOL reads today. To go to the grocery store, they said mask and gloves were enough. They lied…everybody else had clothes on.(OK, so did I.)
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, an Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope an no jobs! Please..do not let Kevin Bacon die!
We thought we’d have flying cars by 2020. But no, here we are, teaching people how to wash their hands.
Is isolation making you crazy? Here is what my friend responded when I asked him that question. “No, some people are really going crazy and I am so glad I’m not one of them. I’ve just been talking about this with my microwave and toaster while having my morning coffee. We all agreed that things are getting bad. I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. The sink just said that everything is going down the drain. Well?? In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine and that the situation isn’t that pressing. The vacuum told me to just suck it up. The fan was more optimistic and felt it would all blow over very soon. The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion. The door knob just told me to get a grip! The front door said I was unhinged but finally the curtains told me to pull myself together! So, I did…and here I am!
From an actual court transcript in a trial: Lawyer: “Now Doctor, as a result of your examination, would you say this woman was pregnant?” Doctor: “Yes, she was pregnant, but not as a result of my examination!”
Yes…Yes…Yes…This is the first time banks have been excited to see people coming in wearing mask!!
An older snake goes to see the doctor and says: “Hey, Doc, I need something for my eyes. I can’t see very well these days.” So the doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back and tells the doctor that he is very depressed. “What’s the problem?”, asks the doctor. “Didn’t the glasses help you?” “The glasses are fine Doc,” answers the snake dejectedly. “Thing is, I just discovered I’ve been living with a garden hose for the past 2 years!”
My neighbor and her 6 yr.old were in the drug store when a friend approached and said to the kid: “Hey, so you’re not in school??” The kid responded: “Of course not…they are out of toilet paper!” Oh, dear!!
There was a great cartoon in a magazine showing, Dr. Fauci standing next to Pres. Trump. He is holding a long piece of duck tape that is labelled….”new life-saving face mask for our president!” Oh Yea!!
Time to close, gang….My wish for you all is Rainbows to color your world….Laughter to burst from your lips….Sunsets to fill your heart with beauty…..Friendship to warm your life! But if you cannot have all this, then I wish you enough chocolate to make it through the tough times ahead. Aloha…a hui hou
