Laughter Therapy 4-9-18

Several of you readers have asked me why I don’t write more “local” Hawaiian jokes. So with due respect to Blallah Frank DeLima, I offer the following. (OK, those of you locals known that da man one Portagee!): What do you call someone who tells the punchline first and then the joke? A Portagee comedian! … Did you hear about the Portagee who willed his body to science? Science is contesting the will! … When the U.S. surgeon general came out with the report that said cigarette smoking caused cancer in mice, the Portagees put their packs of cigarettes high up on a shelf, where the mice couldn’t get them!